5 No-Talent, No-Patience Craft Projects
No artistic skills? That's a good thing. (At least, some of us think so.)
by Lenore Skenazy
There’s only one problem with gathering the grandchildren for a creative afternoon of craft-making and that is: Making crafts.
First off, crafty "fun" does not take an afternoon. It takes about three minutes — and then the kids want to go outside, or to the bathroom and they’re covered with glue. Or the antique lamp fringe has been cut to make a paper doll's hair. Or there’s a shower of glitter raining down on someone’s head. Or you can't find your iPhone but there is a Pop Tart-shaped thing on the table, painted bright red and studded with cotton balls: "Look, Grandma! It's a lady bug!"
And it’s ringing.
This is not to mention the time and labor it takes to prepare for that craft-making "afternoon." The purchase of things that will dry out before the next visit (tempera paints, glue nozzles), the purchase of things that you think the kids will like but they don’t (colored pencils), and the purchase of things that you end up using before they get there (usually, the macaroni).
And then there's the cleanup. Which — if you don’t really enjoy crafts, well, you're not really going to enjoy resanding your table, now bumpy with the very modeling clay that promises on its wrapper: "Won't stick to any surfaces!" A more realistic promise would be: "Won't look like a dog no matter how hard they try!" Or, "Ideal for making snakes and not much else."
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Heck, no. I can't be bothered 2.9%
We've tried it; not a big deal 31.1%
Yes, we are particularly crafty 66.0%
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Still, I know; the desire to be that grandparent you see bent over an art project with the grandmoppet is a hard one to resist. It's Rockwellian in its tug. What could be sweeter than a keepsake something-or-other the two of you made together and now it's hanging (possibly upside down) on the wall? And so we have developed 5 arts-and-crafts projects that require no glue, no glitter, no talent, and no patience:
1. Snowmen in the Sink
This is the rare art project that ends up with the grandchild cleaner than when she began. Just plug up your bathroom sink, pour in a capful of bubble bath and turn on the water full blast. Mounds of bubbles will appear and your dear one can play with them without you having to do the whole bubble-bath-in-the-tub thing.
2. Continue to Think Sink
Come to think of it, the kitchen sink is also an ideal place for your grandkids to play. They can mix things in a bowl — cereal, ketchup, crackers — and pretend to cook. They can put drops of food coloring in glasses (plastic, please) of water to create magical potions. They can fill the sink with water and make a boat out of — I don't know. A paper cup? Half a walnut? An old sneaker with a straw for a mast? The point is: What plays in the sink, stays in the sink.
3. Get Carded
Cards can be elaborate, cut-out, stenciled affairs — or they can be as simple as a folded piece of paper covered with Magic Marker scribbles. What's amazing is that anyone who gets a card from a kid, no matter what it looks like, feels warm and fuzzy. It goes directly onto the fridge. And the kid can be a little Warhol, grinding out a whole bunch, very fast. That's a lot of brownie points for a five-minute activity.
4. Foiled Again
Forget plaster of paris. Forget papier-mâché. In fact, forget anything that starts out even vaguely moist (or French), because that's always a production. Instead, invest in a roll of tin foil and let your grandchildren take a huge piece and mash it into anything they darn well please. Since this will probably end up being some variation of a swan, put it on your mantelpiece and fold an index card in half to serve as a nameplate. Here, then, is "Swanny." Or "Bubba."
5. Ye Olde Sock
You don’t have to go to all the trouble of actually sewing buttons on a sock to make it into a puppet. Just get a really old one and stick your fingers through the holes. See? It's an animal with — arms, or tentacles. Your grandchild can elaborate by sticking stickers on it. Done!
The sky's the limit on creative laziness. Leave the serious arts-and-crafts to Martha. After your three-minute session, take the kids for ice cream and you're golden.
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