If there was a contest for the most universal piece of clothing, we'd have to vote on the T-shirt to take first prize. Admittedly, we wouldn't be caught dead in the tees that our grandkids slip on, but this one got us to think twice. "So far, this is the oldest I've ever been." is so simple, it's brilliant (we especially love the proper punctuation). For the grandkids, think of it as a public apology for youthful transgressions. For you, it's a proud demographic declaration. Here's the kicker, threadless.com is also open to your brilliant t-shirt statements. Submit and idea and if it wins the online popularity contest, you'll see your words parading around town as well.