A: Take away his credit card!
A: A mouse on vacation.
A: Mice Krispies.
A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A: Unique up on it.
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
A: A garbage truck.
A: Any animal — a house can't jump.
A: The no-bell prize.
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: Seven cats meowing outside your window.
A: A bulldozer.
A: Because it's in flying saucers!
A: How would he hold his pole?
A: In neiiiiigh-borhoods!
A: It goes "cuckoo!"
A: It was rated ARR!
A: Because they have no organs.
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