You are TOO NICE
There’s a fine line between politeness and passivity, and you’ve become a grade-A doormat, Grandma. Remember: It’s okay to express your disapproval every once in a while, even if it temporarily turns you into a grouch. You’ve earned your ire!
You are VERY REASONABLE.
Way to go, Gigi! Experience has taught you to be equitable, standing up for yourself when necessary, but remaining calm when the situation calls. While you have rare incidences of irritability, you’re, overall, a paragon of levelheadedness. Keep it up.
You are a GRUMP.
Aging isn’t easy, and even the kindest of us become grumpier as we get on in years. Still, you gotta be mindful of turning into a full-on misanthrope. Next time you’re feeling cantankerous, ask yourself, "What Would a Good Grandma Do?" The answer could snap you out of your snappishness.
You are a CRAZY PERSON
Not to mince words, Nana, but you need a serious attitude adjustment, stat. The world owes you nothing, and—we promise—no one is conspiring to make your life harder. Shape up and ship yourself into therapy, lest you end up a Dear Prudie column