15 Grandma Quotes

Use these fun and funny grandma quotes for any celebration you like.

By The Editors

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeneres

"A Grandmother is a safe haven." - Suzette Haden Elgin

"If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers." - Linda Henley

"Grandmothers are voices of the past and role models of the present. Grandmothers open the doors to the future." - Helen Ketchum

"It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace." - Christopher Marley

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." - Henny Youngman

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." - Erma Bombeck

"Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric." - Pam Brown

"Kids are hard -they drive you crazy and break your heart- whereas grandchildren make you feel great about life, and yourself, and your ability to love someone unconditionally, finally, after all these years." - Anne Lamott

"It's the job of grandmothers to interfere!" - Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey

"I practically raised my sister and my husband and myself, plus my three kids, not to mention my daughter's husbands. I was powerful as a mother but I am unstoppable as a grandmother." - Roseanne, Roseanne

"A house needs a grandma in it." - Louisa May Alcott

"Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete." - Marcy DeMaree

"Truth be told, being a grandma is as close we ever get to perfection. The ultimate warm sticky bun with plump raisins and nuts. Clouds nine, ten, and eleven." - Bryna Nelson Paston

"A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother." - William Shakespeare


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